Happy Christmas – raise your glasses, and eyebrows, here’s some awful jokes for your crackers!

winter robin McConnell Opticians Warwick

Winter robin McConnell Opticians


As we near the Christmas holidays in Warwick, we thought we’d add a little cheer to help with the shopping and mince pies.

Remember to come and visit us for designer sun glasses for Winter holidays and to book that overdue eye test as part of your New Year Resolutions!

Q: Why is the Scrooge fond of Rudolph?

A: Because every buck is dear to him!

Q: What do you call an old snowman?

A: Water!

Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?

A: Because he had low “elf” esteem!

Q: Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

A: They always drop their needles!

Q: What do you call a reindeer with snow in his ears?

A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you!

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?

A: Ice caps!

Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A: A mince spy!

Q: What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A: A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!

Q: What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?

A: He got 25 days!

Q: What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

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